Darling, Darling? Yes, Sweetie? Eating Pizza?

[LeftBallSackLover]

WHY? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO EAT THIS F**ING PIZZA? DO YOU KNOW WHAT? F*** YOU. I HAD TO PAY MONEY OUT OF MY F***ING POCKET FOR THIS PIZZA AND I CANT EAT IT? IM ONLY EATING THIS SH* ANYWAYS BECAUSE YOURE NOT IN THIS F**ING KITCHEN SLAVING OVER MY F***ING MEAL FOR FOUR HOURS LIKE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. YOU ARE A F***ING LAZY B***H DOING JACK SH* 24/7. LETTING JOHNNY EATING F**ING SUGAR? SHAVING CHIAS HAIR OFF? YOU ARE NEGLECTING OUR KIDS WHILST IM OUT EVERY DAY ALL DAY ON THE 9-5 GRIND TO GET THE FEEBLE LEGS OUR FAMILY NEEDS TO STAND ON. WE ARE IN SERIOUS DEBT, CAROLINE. ITS ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF YOUR FAT A* AND PULL YOUR F**ING WEIGHT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD. I MEAN LOOK AT YOU! GET TO THE GYM YOU'RE LETTING YOURSELF GO YOU PEAR SHAPED SLUT. GET A JOB WASHING DISHES OR WHATEVER WOMEN DO I DONT KNOW. IN FACT NO F** THIS IM OUT I WANT A DIVORCE. I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER HE CAN PROMISE ME CUSTODY OF MY KIDS AND THE HOUSE. YOU CAN GO LIVE WITH YOUR F***ING PARENTS FOR ALL I CARE, OH NO WAIT, THEYRE DEAD. I GUESS YOU'LL JUST BE ANOTHER WORTHLESS FLEA ON THE STREETS OF OUR GREAT NATION